I Think My Trainer Is Trying To Kill Me
Black / S
$35.00
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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings gym humor and grim grit together. A small chest graphic pleads “Help Me” while the back throws down a dramatic scene: a skull pinned beneath a loaded barbell and the bold line “I think my trainer is trying to kill me.” The relaxed, slightly oversized cut and soft, broken-in color make it feel lived-in from the first wear. Wear it between sets, on rest days, or when you want to make other lifters laugh — it slides easily into a training wardrobe and pairs naturally with hoodies, joggers, or denim.
The design talks directly to people who love hard workouts and dark, tongue-in-cheek gym humor. It reads like an inside joke shared at the squat rack: cheeky, a little macabre, and totally committed to the grind. The garment-dyed finish gives the shirt a muted, vintage tone that complements the bold print, so the art stands out without screaming. Built to last and comfortable for heavy reps, it’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to own the room — or at least own the bench.
Whether you’re hitting a heavy day, coaching a bootcamp, or gifting a laugh to a training partner, this tee fits into the everyday life of lifters who don’t take themselves too seriously but take their training seriously.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
I Think My Trainer Is Trying To Kill Me
$35.00
Sale price
$35.00
Regular price
The design talks directly to people who love hard workouts and dark, tongue-in-cheek gym humor. It reads like an inside joke shared at the squat rack: cheeky, a little macabre, and totally committed to the grind. The garment-dyed finish gives the shirt a muted, vintage tone that complements the bold print, so the art stands out without screaming. Built to last and comfortable for heavy reps, it’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to own the room — or at least own the bench.
Whether you’re hitting a heavy day, coaching a bootcamp, or gifting a laugh to a training partner, this tee fits into the everyday life of lifters who don’t take themselves too seriously but take their training seriously.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean